| There seems to be a lot of paranoid folks out there | | | | Constitution along with your free speech. |
| who believe that the Mayan Calendar and the end of | | | | Indeed, if you really do believe this, why don't you |
| time is coming in the year 2012. As far as I'm | | | | do a few do-it-yourself home projects to make your |
| concerned, and from all the evidence I can see, it is | | | | house 2012 Proof? For instance, you can replace the |
| complete baloney and malarkey. But I'm not going to | | | | insulation inside your walls with Kevlar, you can |
| sit here and argue with you if you believe that you | | | | earthquake proof all of your furniture, you can |
| and your family will meet their demise in 2012, | | | | replace your glass with bulletproof glass, and you can |
| because if you believe that, you just might make it | | | | buy guns and teach your family how to shoot them |
| happen. As for myself, and my family, we are going | | | | accurately. You may also want to build a bomb |
| to do just fine in 2012 and it is going to be a banner | | | | shelter and stock it with lots of food, and water. |
| year for us, I can just feel it and I know it. | | | | Most likely you will also want a portable generator, a |
| Still, if you are going to go along with the bird flu | | | | way to cook your food, and some special clothing so |
| theory, the global warming theory, Y2K that came a | | | | you can handle nuclear fallout. There are all kinds of |
| little late, an asteroid hitting the earth, a massive solar | | | | things you can do to your home, and all you have to |
| storm burning the planet to a crisp, WW III, or some | | | | do is go online and see what the most paranoid |
| alien species that got really hungry and decided to | | | | people of all are doing. This way you too can 2012 |
| eat up all the humans, then that's fine, that's your | | | | Proof your home. Please consider all this. |
| choice, and your paranoia is protected by the U.S. | | | | |