Are Volcanoes Subject to Cap-and-Trade?

As the Senate gears up to introduce its version ofslightly behind.
the House's cap-and-trade global warming legislationAnd Plimer's book was published before last
next week, it's instructive to consider the impact ofNovember's Climategate, in which a whistleblower in
myriad geological, meteorological, and astronomicthe UK publicly exposed researchers from one of the
effects on climate change, as exhaustively chronicledthree leading climate data collection centers in the
in Australian scientist Ian Plimer's essential new bookworld as having evaded Freedom of Information
Heaven and Earth: Global Warming: The Missingrequests, colluded to keep skeptics' research from
Science.being published, and failed to be able to reconstruct
Plimer's book, published last year, boasts 2,000tortuous data manipulations they had applied in order
footnotes from an array of sources including topto generate the conclusions they wanted.
peer-reviewed journals such as Nature, Science, andLest closed-minded warmists dismiss Plimer as a
Geophysical Research Letters; journals on solarreligious, right-wing knuckle-dragger, Plimer has also
physics, hydrological science, and glaciology; books onauthored books deconstructing the scientific case for
climate change, environmentalism, and the history ofcreationism, and has received criticism from
science; and research by dozens of climate changeconservatives for this line of work.
skeptics. Plimer also dissects the various contradictoryPlimer's thesis also happens to be perfectly embodied
iterations of the United Nations' Intergovernmentalby last week's historic volcano eruption in Iceland.
Panel on Climate Change's reports.The eruption at Eyjafjallajökull, whose name is
His evaluation of the anthropogenic global warmingalmost as long and complicated as the House's
hypothesis? Pure, unadulterated waffle.cap-and-trade bill, left Europe covered in clouds of
If "agnostic" is to "atheist" what "skeptic" is todark ash and shut down virtually all air transportation
"denier," then Plimer would happily plant himself in theacross the continent.
denier camp.In his book, Plimer delineates the historic effects of
Plimer demolishes AGW by broadening the scientificvolcanic activity on climate. For example, in just a
timeline under consideration to incorporate thousands,few days, a major volcano can spew more CO2,
at times millions, of years to show how climate hasdust, and sulfuric acid into the atmosphere than
been changing through hot and cold swings muchhumans can in a year. Yet significant volcanic
wider than anything we've seen in recent centuries,eruptions typically lead to years-long drops in
and all in the absence of disposable Starbucks cups.temperature, due to the extra cloud cover and solar
In graph after graph, Plimer depicts the cyclicalreflection they create, which means that skiing in St.
effects of sunspots, glaciation, tilts in the earth'sMoritz should be lovely this winter.
orbit, ocean currents, CO2 reabsorption by theLast year the Australian parliament considered and, in
oceans, plate tectonics, clouds, and volcanic eruptionslarge part thanks to the efforts of Plimer and other
on global temperature. He covers the Medievalskeptics, narrowly rejected a cap-and-trade scheme
Warming period from 900 to 1300 AD, which wasthat would have crippled the continent's energy
warmer than today, and points out the vastly higherproduction systems.
concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere duringDue to U.S. Congressional Democrats' politically suicidal
previous Ice Ages. He details the beneficial effectsstubbornness, cap-and-trade is evidently going to be
that warmer periods historically have had on cropthis year's health care reform.
growth, species survival, and human longevity. HeTo reiterate the point crystallized in Plimer's book: if
documents the inadequacy and inconsistency of landthere's so much uncertainty regarding whether human
temperature measurements, relative to satellitecarbon dioxide emissions have any measurable
measurements, the latter of which show globalinfluence on temperature increases, and a greater
cooling. He notes the utter failure of any globalprobability that temperature increases are beneficial
warming model to correctly predict that the earththan harmful, why are we rushing to shoot the
would start cooling in 1998.world's greatest economies in the foot?
Plimer mentions Al Gore's camp classic AnMolecular biologist Henry Miller wrote in Forbes last
Inconvenient Truth, and cites a British court's 2007week, "Every schoolchild these days seems to be a
ruling that there are nine major factual errors in thedevoted environmentalist, able to spell 'sustainable'
movie, and that in order to be shown in publicbefore 'dog.' However, much of the indoctrination
classrooms the film has to be accompanied by aabout environmentalism-especially in schools-is of the
written manual and teacher instruction to correct allpassion-is-more-important-than-fact variety... Too
of the alarmist falsehoods. One of the nine gaffes isoften the objective of student projects seems to be
the movie's failure to note that CO2 emissions have'empowering' the kids and giving them a feeling of
not been shown to cause temperature increases, butaccomplishment instead of getting the right answer
rather have historically lagged behind temperatureand learning scientific principles." In other words, the
increases. That's right-a British court actually ruledfirst step to "empowerment" in the natural world is
that there is no evidence that carbon dioxidelearning what you can and can't change through being
emissions, human or otherwise, cause or evenempowered. It seems many adults have yet to learn
precede temperature increases-only that they lagthat lesson.