Christmas Humor - Santa Reports First Loss in 150 Years Due to Over Regulation

It appears that the Santa Claus Corporation is havingoutsource all the work to China, but I have no
a tough time competing in the marketplace due tochoice, our health care costs have tripled, workers
the over regulation that has permeated the Northcompensation has doubled, and I've had the EPA,
Pole. "This is worse than the global warming theory,"OSHA, and several other regulatory bodies flying up
said Santa, "Over regulation is preventing ourhere to the North Pole telling us we've been breaking
factories producing all the toys we need to make tothe rules and regulations and then giving us serious
get out for 2009 Christmas season. If we don't finishfines."
in time, all is lost and we don't want to lose our"All this has cut into our bottom line and we no longer
contract for Christmas, especially at a time we justcan afford to run the factories 24 seven, pay the
picked up the contract for Hanukkah."elves their overtime, and still comply with the
Currently, Santa Claus Inc. is delivering toys to nearlyincessant rules. Sarbanes-Oxley has been tough
1.1 billion children around the world, but since they areenough," stated Santa Claus Inc.'s corporate counsel
in a US territory, they have to deal with the Unitedand attorney. The CFO of the company told
States Government's massive over regulation. Chrisinvestors on a conference call that it looks like they
Kringle VII, the CEO and chairman of the Corporationwould be reporting the first loss in 150 years. Their
stated;stock is down 4.25% on the day.
"I hate to have to close down the factories, and