Stop Global Warming - Block Sun with Millions of Flying Cars!

Many of the Science Magazines are talking aboutor heating the planet.
crazy ways to stop Global Warming. Some of theSince the American Auto Manufacturers are losing
ideas put forth are absolutely insane and otherssale to the foreign companies like Volkswagon, BMX,
plausibly deniable. One member at the "Offline EUToyota and Honda; the US Auto Makers will not have
Think Tank" suggested that we put forth additional Rto worry about re-tooling or selling more efficient
and D monies to bring about "flying cars" a couple offlying cars, allowing them to appease unions and
decades early and since the traffic is so insane in ourmaintain higher profit margins. They will still be able to
cities, where the urban heat islands are, the flyingsell cars to anyone who is afraid to fly into the
cars will provide shade to the hot concrete andfuture.
asphalt below?"In the Middle East they might design carbon
It has been reasoned that flying cars will have slightlynano-tube flying carpets to help shade their cities and
more surface area to keep them aloft and if theseanyone with a hot head." Said another member of
cars are paint in the latest new pastel colors such asthe French based Offline EU Think Tank, who is also
the Lexus LS 400 "Desert Mahogany" [also know asa member of the A380 design team, who has also
light tan color] or the Mercedes 580 SL "Lake Louisebeen busy consulting with French Automakers to
Pearl" [white]; then these cars will prevent urban heatreplace all the cars that were torched during the riots
problem. This means the atmosphere directly overin France last year. They are staying very busy
our major cities will not heat up, causing super stormsindeed. Sincerely, Lance.